The more [X]?s the dumber you are.

18 or lower means you?re not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] i thought about doin it lol
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don?t get it.
[x] Your hair is/has been blonde.
[x] People have called you slow

So far: 13

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire MANY TIMES!!
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You?ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says ?fart? you laugh

So far: 16

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your ?inside voice?.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 19

[x] You have eaten a bug on purpose
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn?t realize it
[x] You?ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

So far: 22

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don?t even when you know it won?t happen to you
[x] You break a lot of things.

So far: 24

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you?re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 26

[x] When you?re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word ?umm? is used many times a day.

So far: 28

Yay! I?ve done 28 out of 37 stupid things!

hahaha, snodde listan av min käre broor, men trodde inte det skulle komma fram att jag va såå korkad xD